Where's Your

Sense of Humour?

 

By Sharon Grehan-Howes

 

Horoscopes although accurate are complicated. Twelve signs involving moons, planets and rising signs--a lot for any gal to remember!

 

We discovered a hot new science that is simple to remember and will aid you in your life choices. Whether you are buying a new dress or changing career, understanding your humour can prove invaluable.

 

The Four Humours

 

Sanguine

Phlegmatic

Choleric

Melancholic

Which humour are you? Find the humour that matches you best:

 

A) Face rather pink, muscular triangular body

 

B) Soft round or oval body, pale face, tendency to retain fluid

 

C) Hard rectangular body with yellow complexion

 

D) Thin body greyish face

 

If your body matched A then you are: Sanguine

Excess: Blood

 

Character traits: Kind, joyful, sexy, generally happy and optimistic.

 

Element: Air

 

Complementary Colours: Blue, Yellow--in fact any colour you like your personality will guide you through.

 

Accessory: Kicky purse.

 

Avoid: All the other humours.

 

Best Career Bet: Social worker, saint, model, race-car driver

 

Best Chance for Romance with: Sanguine

 

Plegmatic, Choleric, Melancholic

 

If your body matched B then you are: Phlegmatic

Excess: Phlegm

 

Character traits: Can be compassionate and sympathetic. Prone to becoming frightened, to crying and to being sad. Cowardly, unresponsive lack intellectual vitality.

 

Element: Water

 

Complementary Colour: Yellow, beige. off white.

 

Accessory: Game Boy

 

Avoid: Cold foods and drinks and any discussion requiring facts. Coffee will induce sleep so it is best to give it a miss.

 

Best Career Bet: Politician

 

Best Chance for Romance with: Sanguine

 

If your body matched C then you are: Choleric

Excess: Yellow Bile

 

Element: Fire

 

Character Traits: Practical and logical but at the same time inclined to anger, provocation, and impatience Obstinate, vengeful, impatient, easily aroused to anger.

 

Complementary Colour: Blue

 

Accessory: Laser pointer

 

Avoid: Pears, apples milk and cheese and Buicks and instruction manuals.

 

Best Career Bet: Gym teacher.

 

Best Chance for Romance with: Sanguine

 

If your body matched D then you are: Melancholic

Excess: Black Bile

 

Element: Earth

 

Character Traits: Intelligent and complicated mind but have a tendency to be restless and depressed. Excessively contemplative, brooding, affected, gluttonous, satiric.

 

Accessory: PDA device.

 

Avoid: salt meat, red dear, beef and goat and Existentialism.

 

Complementary Colour: Grey, charcoal, dark brown,

 

Best Career Bet: Movie Critic.

 

Best Chance for Romance with: Sanguine

 

©2004 Sharon Grehan-Howes