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LIBBY INTERVIEWS...
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

Libby

It's always a pleasure to interview a bride and a new mom--although in my day you didn't do it at the same time. When I was young your little one would have been called premature.

Now, Catherine, you're Welch?

Catherine

Welsh.

Libby

That's what I said, you came from a place---Good Lord these Welch names are impossible to pronounce--

Catherine

Swansea...

Libby

You see? I couldn't choke that out on a bet.

To refresh our audience just in case they were hiding under a rock you were recently married to Kirk Douglas--Hollywood royalty.

Catherine

Michael.

Libby

Beg pardon?

Catherine

Michael Douglas. Kirk is his father.

Libby

Oh, big diff. You've got a brand new baby boy, Dylan Michael Douglas. I've seen pictures of your little one, he's inherited your luscious raven hair but I think he favors his father.

It could be the miles and miles of wrinkles and creases or it could be the cloudy stare, in any case I was wondering was the child named after that famous Welch drunk Dylan Thomas?

Catherine

Poet, he was a poet.

Libby

Tomato, tomahto.

Catherine, you are currently starring in a film with hubby Kirk called Traffic. Very important film.

Catherine

I think so.

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