LIBBY INTERVIEWS...
CELINE DION
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Libby
And I read that
you are the youngest of 14 children?
Celine
Yes.
Libby
You Canadians
are just like the Irish! But I guess it's different in Canada, you have to
do something to make time pass.
Your first single
was a hit and you caught the eye of your current husband.
Celine
Yes, that's true.
Libby
You were 12 and
he was 26 years older.
Celine
Yes.
Libby
Uh huh. Probably
things are different way down in Canada but here--well we have laws and all--
anyway you became a big star in your hometown of Quebec. Which no offense,
isn't that big a deal. It's kind of like being a big star in Twinkle Toes
Iowa, but then Humbert Humbert was able to make you a big star in the US!
That took some work!
Celine
I did the title
soundtrack for Beauty and The Beast and it was very well received.
Libby
I've got to ask
you something Celine.
Celine
Yes?
Libby
What's with all
the yelling? I mean in my day we had the greats, Judy, Billie, Doris, Edie
and they could sing a song that would curl your toes. But girls these days.
Jeez! You start off soft and reel everyone in, then a few seconds later your
hollering your fool heads off.
I guess there's
more of an excuse for you to do it considering where you're from. I'm sure
you need that kind of vocal range to shout for a neighbour in an emergency
but you got your Whitney and what's her name and then there's that other one.
That duet you
did with Barbra and don't get me wrong I love Barbra but it shattered three
panes in my china cabinet!
Celine
Everyone has
their own unique style I guess.
Libby
You've got a
brand new....what do
they call them down in Canada? Papoose?
Celine
Baby.
Libby
That's what we
call them!
Celine
Yes, his name
Rene-Charles.
Libby
Bobby's a good
name for a child. You never hear of a Bobby in a shoot-out.
Anyhoo, I hear
that you have a home in Palm Springs. What do you miss most about Canada?
The igloos, the snowshoes, the Mounties? What?
Celine
My family.
Libby
Oh that is just
so darn sweet. Tell you what, I'm planning a visit to Toronto-- I think I
pronounced that correctly--in July. I'm really excited I just bought a beautiful
parka--red, I don't want any of the natives shooting at me! And if you give
me a message I'll pass it along to them, how's that?
Celine
Uh... that would
be fine.
Libby
Well, you are
a lovely young woman and it was a pleasure to interview you. Voulez vous couchez
avec mois!
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