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James Van Praagh

Dear Readers: Well I'm back from my little break at the clin..spa. I was delighted to find that I would be interviewing James Van Praagh. To be honest as a hard-hitting journalist I was skeptical but after a display of his amazing skill he made a believer out of me! I'll have new celebrity interviews for you in the coming weeks so keep your eyeballs peeled!

Libby

Do you want me to dim the lights?

James

No, that's not necessary.

Libby

Maybe light a few candles? Some incense? Spooky music?

James

No, let's get right to it. I'm seeing something. Yes. I'm seeing a woman, definitely a woman. I sense she is a relative do you know who this is?

Libby

Well like I told you a few minutes ago, my grandmother Lillian she passed over years ago in Marshall Field. She had a massive heart attack while wrestling over a Butterfly Meadow quilt at a white sale. I honestly suspect it was murder because it was 75% off and...

James

I'm seeing an L...yes it's definitely an "L" and I'm seeing crowds, does that make sense? feeling a pain in my chest, yes definitely my chest. I'm seeing a ring, does that make sense?

Libby

Yes! Yes! She wore a wedding ring!

James

I'm seeing the ring, seeing the ring, it's round and gold, do you understand?

Libby

Yes, that's it! That's her ring! It was silver but she definitely had a ring, it had their initials on the inside...

James

Ok. Yes, silver. Silver and round, I'm seeing letters...

Libby

LK to WK...

James

I'm seeing a man, yes definitely a man..wait, Waldo Winston, Wolfgang, Wheeler, Wilfred, Wendell, Wesley, Whitney, Wuzzy, Weenie, Wallace, Wayne, Ward, Wilbur, Walter, William...

Libby

William! that was my grandpa's name! This is incredible! I'm feeling the hair on the back of my neck crawl!

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