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James Van Praagh

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James

I'm feeling a pain, I'm getting the impression, yes an impression of chest pain. Did your grandfather have problems with his heart?

Libby

Well, yes when it stopped. But before that, no.

James

Did he have a problem with his lungs?

Libby

No.

James

I'm feeling pain in the head did he have trouble with his head please? Neck region? Top of his legs or arms? Feet? Maybe upper to lower back?

Libby

Yes! He had a bad back!

James

Yes, I'm feeling back pain. I'm seeing a photos of this man, do you understand?

Libby

I have a photo of him! How could you have known that? Oh, gosh I'm shaking---do they have any advice for me?

James

Your grandmother loves you...

Libby

Really?

James

She wants you to be careful, don't smoke in gas stations, don't use the blow dryer in the bathtub, don't operate heavy machinery while drunk.

Libby

Oh my God, Nonnie? Nonnie I've always wanted to ask you, Do you know where your good silver went? We tore the floorboards apart looking for it but nothing.

James

I'm sensing the intial "J."

Libby

I have the feeling my sister Blanche who is a greedy no-goodnik might have taken the silver, but so far it's just a suspicion.

James

John, Joe, Johnny, Jeffrey, Jeremiah, Joseph, Jinx, , James, Jim, JimmyJ..who is this please?

Libby

Even if she could give me a hint, because that silver is worth thousands now.

James

Jacob, Jacqueline, Julian, Jefferson, Jed, Jim, Jane, Josh, Judy, Jeremiah, Jennifer, Jaspar, Jean, Jamie, Jarvis, Jason, Joanne, Jo-Jo, Jack, Jill...

Libby

No, don't know anyone with J...

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