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JOHN TRAVOLTA

Libby:

Well look at you as plump as a pudding!

John:

(Laughs) I enjoy my food!

Libby:

Looks like you've been enjoying every one else's too! Don't worry, underneath all the little pouches I can still see that Horshack who we all know and love.

John:

Barbarino.

Libby:

...? Bada bing! Now John I just sat through Battlefield Earth. We thought it was Galaxy Quest and waited for almost an hour for Tim Allen to appear.

John, John, John.

John:

Battlefield Earth didn't do as well as I thought it would, but it's the nature of this business. You have some successful projects and some not so successful. I've got some projects coming up now that....

Libby:

It was a stinker. Now, John you know me. I would never ever dream of poking my nose in where it didn't belong. I'm a "live and let live" gal, but I got to ask you something---have you ever thought of changing religions?

John:

Whoa, I'm sorry Libby but I think religion is a very personal thing and I don't think it has anything to do with my work..

Libby:

So you're saying you would have picked Battlefield Earth as a property even if it hadn't been written by L.Ron Hubbard?

John:

I might have...

Libby:

Believe me, I agree with you that religion is a very personal thing. I personally think Scientology does wonders for people. My nephew Frank for example is approaching Operating Thetan status--or so the reports say, but it was a miracle to us because after he drank all that gas we had no hope for him.

The reason I'm bringing up religion--somebody's got to say something when you start to plant rosebuds like Battlefield Earth...

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