Dream Your Way to Success!
By
Elayne Chenoweth-Bugg
Whatever your goal for the new year, whether it's to lose
50 pounds or make $50,000, you can enhance your chances for
success through dream interpretation. It's widely known that
everyone dreams. But not everyone knows you can shape the
course of your future by tuning in to your dreams and heeding
the subliminal messages embedded within them.
Dream
interpretation is an exacting science. And I should know:
I'm a paranormal psychologist who wrote my doctoral dissertation
on the subject. Now, in an act of charity, and to promote
my forthcoming ebook on the subject, I share my life's work
with you.
Here is an excerpt from: Dream Your Way to Success in 30
Days or Less
Through
my exhaustive research, including casual interviews with acquaintances
at cocktail parties, I've been able to identify the five most
common dreams and their meanings. Put this information to
good use and watch as your "dreams come true"!
Nudity:
This usually represents an issue of nakedness, of feeling
naked, of being naked. It could mean you have a pending doctor's
appointment. Or perhaps this dream is saying you should pose
for a Playboy pictorial. For nudists, the equivalent of this
dream is to dream of being clothed while in a social situation.
And for the record, people who sleep in the nude are no more
likely to have nudity dreams than anyone else.
Falling:
This probably means you have a drinking problem. Or an
inner-ear infection. It could also mean autumn is your favorite
time of year. Or that you have an irrational phobia of dead
leaves. You may have watched too many episodes of "The Time
Tunnel" as a youngster, or perhaps Hitchcock's "Vertigo" really
freaked you out.
Teeth
falling out: You need immediate dental work. You're a
liar or a gossip. Or a politician. This dream could also mean
there's something rotten in your life, perhaps a piece of
soft fruit you forgot about in your briefcase. It may also
indicate you're a rotten person who's best advised to move
to another state and begin anew under an assumed name.
Being
chased: This dream is rooted in childhood, stemming from
a fear of playing "Pop Goes the Weasel." It indicates you
harbor strong anti-weasel feelings, while still perhaps secretly
feeling that you are a weasel. This dream also commonly indicates
a career change to being a cobbler.
Flying:
This probably means you harbor feelings of being a superhero,
of being superior. You think you're above everyone else. You
can see everything so clearly, can't you, missy? Miss Harvard
MBA. Miss "Mom always liked me better." Well, Mom is dead
now, OK? Do you hear me? And she liked me equally as much
as you. I know because she told me so. So you can just take
your superiority complex and your six figure salary and stick
it up your..
Dream
Your Way to Success in 30 Days or Less is forthcoming
from Quintillion Press. It will be available in the following
ebook formats: PDF, PDA, PDQ, PCP, PPA, PTSD, PID, DPI, GNP,
GDP, FAQ, Q&A.
©2002
Elizabeth Hanes All Rights Reserved
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