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Dream Your Way to Success!

By Elayne Chenoweth-Bugg

Whatever your goal for the new year, whether it's to lose 50 pounds or make $50,000, you can enhance your chances for success through dream interpretation. It's widely known that everyone dreams. But not everyone knows you can shape the course of your future by tuning in to your dreams and heeding the subliminal messages embedded within them.

Dream interpretation is an exacting science. And I should know: I'm a paranormal psychologist who wrote my doctoral dissertation on the subject. Now, in an act of charity, and to promote my forthcoming ebook on the subject, I share my life's work with you.

Here is an excerpt from: Dream Your Way to Success in 30 Days or Less

Through my exhaustive research, including casual interviews with acquaintances at cocktail parties, I've been able to identify the five most common dreams and their meanings. Put this information to good use and watch as your "dreams come true"!

Nudity: This usually represents an issue of nakedness, of feeling naked, of being naked. It could mean you have a pending doctor's appointment. Or perhaps this dream is saying you should pose for a Playboy pictorial. For nudists, the equivalent of this dream is to dream of being clothed while in a social situation. And for the record, people who sleep in the nude are no more likely to have nudity dreams than anyone else.

Falling: This probably means you have a drinking problem. Or an inner-ear infection. It could also mean autumn is your favorite time of year. Or that you have an irrational phobia of dead leaves. You may have watched too many episodes of "The Time Tunnel" as a youngster, or perhaps Hitchcock's "Vertigo" really freaked you out.

Teeth falling out: You need immediate dental work. You're a liar or a gossip. Or a politician. This dream could also mean there's something rotten in your life, perhaps a piece of soft fruit you forgot about in your briefcase. It may also indicate you're a rotten person who's best advised to move to another state and begin anew under an assumed name.

Being chased: This dream is rooted in childhood, stemming from a fear of playing "Pop Goes the Weasel." It indicates you harbor strong anti-weasel feelings, while still perhaps secretly feeling that you are a weasel. This dream also commonly indicates a career change to being a cobbler.

Flying: This probably means you harbor feelings of being a superhero, of being superior. You think you're above everyone else. You can see everything so clearly, can't you, missy? Miss Harvard MBA. Miss "Mom always liked me better." Well, Mom is dead now, OK? Do you hear me? And she liked me equally as much as you. I know because she told me so. So you can just take your superiority complex and your six figure salary and stick it up your..

Dream Your Way to Success in 30 Days or Less is forthcoming from Quintillion Press. It will be available in the following ebook formats: PDF, PDA, PDQ, PCP, PPA, PTSD, PID, DPI, GNP, GDP, FAQ, Q&A.

©2002 Elizabeth Hanes All Rights Reserved

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