Are You Sexy?

Take Our Quiz!

By Sharon Grehan-Howes

Chances are if you need to take a quiz you're not, but you may surprise yourself!

Answer true or false to the following:

Even if your husband accidentally brushes up against you in the grocery store you feign sleep.

When watching an adult film you keep commenting on the plot.

Your consider the underpants that still have the elastic your "good" lingerie.

You take a "romantic getaway" literally and leave your spouse at home.

Your idea of foreplay involves household chores.

Your "come hither" look is reserved for cheesecake.

After making love you often say "that ought to hold you for a while."

Your partner arrives home with strawberries and cream. He suggests you eat them in bed. You thank him and ask him what he's going to do while your in there.

You keep getting The Tunnel of Love mixed up with Love Canal.

The women at work have hired a stripper to perform at co-worker's bridal shower and you spend the time stealing egg salad sandwiches.

On you list of priorities sex comes directly after "take down the Christmas lights".

If you answered true to any of the above questions, your love life needs a jump start!

Try arranging romantic interludes with your partner. Arrange a date night and treat yourself to some sexy new lingerie.

Or you could do what most of the Happy Woman staff does: Count backwards from one thousand or (depending on the partner) ten until it's over.