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Are You Sexy? Take Our Quiz!
By Sharon Grehan-Howes
Chances are if you need to take a quiz you're not, but you may surprise yourself!
Answer true or false to the following:
your husband accidentally brushes up against you in the grocery store
you feign sleep.
an adult film you criticize the plot.
-You keep getting The Tunnel of Love mixed up with Love Canal and Carpal Tunnel.
the underpants that still have the elastic intact, lingerie.
-You take the getaway part of "romantic getaway" literally and leave your spouse at home.
of foreplay involves household chores.
hither" look is reserved for snickerdoodles.
love you often say "thank God that's over with."
arrives home with strawberries and cream. He suggests you eat them in
bed. You do. By yourself.
-Whenever someone hires a male stripper for a shower or other occasion you spend the sexy time stealing devilled eggs.
-On your list of priorities, sex comes directly after "take down Christmas lights" and just before "crochet the lawn a hat."
If you answered true to any of the above questions, your love life needs a jump start!
Try arranging romantic interludes with your partner. Arrange a date night and treat yourself to some sexy new lingerie.
Or you could do what most of the Happy Woman staff does: Count backwards from one thousand or (depending on the partner) ten until it's over.
© Sharon Grehan-Howes