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Are You Obsessed With Your Computer?

By Sharon Grehan-Howes

Answer True or False to the following:

  1. I have never personally met any of my friends.

  2. I used emoticons when drafting my last will and testament.

  3. I spent twenty minutes staring at a billboard waiting for it to load.

  4. I find my self trying to click through grocery store lineups.

  5. When a friend bores me with a long story I frantically try to find an "X" on her forehead so I can close her.

  6. I'm completely at a loss when my mother, who does not own a computer, asks me to send her some photos.

  7. I wonder what people who don't have a computer do to fill the hours between 11 p.m. - 5 a.m.
  8. I've worn pajamas and face cream on a date.

  9. I can use the word WYSIWYG in a sentence and keep a straight face.

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