Are You Obsessed With Your Computer?
By Sharon Grehan-Howes
Answer True or False to the following:
- I have never
personally met any of my friends.
- I used emoticons
when drafting my last will and testament.
- I spent twenty
minutes staring at a billboard waiting for it to load.
- I find my
self trying to click through grocery store lineups.
- When a friend
bores me with a long story I frantically try to find an "X" on
her forehead so I can close her.
- I'm completely
at a loss when my mother, who does not own a computer, asks me to send her
some photos.
- I wonder what
people who don't have a computer do to fill the hours between 11 p.m. -
5 a.m.
- I've worn
pajamas and face cream on a date.
- I can use the word WYSIWYG in a sentence and keep a straight face.
RESULTS:
- If you answered
true to two or more of the above then you are probably obsessed but it is
a healthy obsession that may keep you from repeated hand washing or stalking.
- If you answered
true to four or more, then you might want to get outside to see that big
yellow thing in the sky everyone's been talking about. You could probably
stand to lose a few pounds and get some highlights put in.
- If you answered
true to all of them, you are completely obsessed. We hesitate to give you
advice as you will probably email us to start a long dialogue on the subject
so we'll just tell you a few things: Cheetos are not a food group, a healthy
complexion is rarely grey and going to the bathroom is not "getting
out and about."
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