Fashion
File
By
Elize Bergeron
Q
I was at my local department store looking for a new handbag.
I noticed a line of beautiful bags that the clerk explained
were Fendi "knock-offs". I own a Fendi and couldn't
find much difference--except of course the price. The
genuine Fendi was $498.00 while the knock-off was $49.00.
How does one tell the difference?
A
Dear Kathie Lee, you'll
have to wake up earlier in the a.m. to fool me but to
humour you and perhaps keep you from rushing out and recording
another CD in despair, I will patiently explain the difference
to you.
The
Genuine Fendi: Is approx. 12"
long x 8 1/2" tall x 5" deep. The material is called
Zucca and it features the FF logo pattern.
The strap is made of
dark brown leather, and is adjustable. Inside
the purse, there is a small zippered pocket and inside
the pocket there is a serial number printed on
the material. The lining is marked in several places with
a tiny stitching of the word FENDI. It comes complete
with the store tags and the Fendi yellow dust
bag.
The
Fake Fendi
It
is approx. 12" long x 8 1/2" tall x 5" deep. The material
is called Zuccata and it features
an FFF logo pattern. The strap is
made of dark brown leather, and is length adjustable.
Inside the purse, there is a small zippered pocket. Inside the pocket
there is a serial numberprinted on the material. The lining is marked in several places with a tiny stitching of the word FENDI. It comes complete with the store tags but it does not come with the yellow dust bag.
Chalk
and cheese. Now if this still isn't clear perhaps Cassidy
could explain it to you.
Q
I just found out that big shoulders are
coming back in style. I am devastated as I spent a considerable
sum on jackets last season. I don't feel I can afford
to replace them. Elize, instead of investing in new jackets,
couldn't I just put in some shoulder pads?
A
No.
Q
I
am in love with Manolo Blahnik shoes. The only
problem is I can't seem to walk or stand in them. I have
very broad feet and the tapered toes make mobility a near
impossibility. What should I do?
A
First
of all, your very broad feet concern me. Feet (like the
derriere) spread with constant use. But let's assume you
are an Olympian not a poseur: I feel your main problem
is prioritizing. You must ask yourself one of the most
important questions of your life.
What
do you want out of footwear?
If
you wish to shout to the world "Look! I spent $637.00
on a pair of shoes that are impossible to walk in because
I have loads of money and am therefore better than you."
then your standing and walking problems are easily solved
with two words: Taxi. Chair.
If
however comfort is your primary concern, then not only
are you doing Manolo a disservice you are ruining it for
women who can wear this fabulous footwear.
I suggest you invest in a pair of Tender Tootsies and
head off to bingo.
Fashion
is power. And with power comes responsibility. Fashion,
in the wrong hands breaks down carefully drawn lines of
class-distinction. Please remember that.
It
is ultimately your decision, but this is matter that needs
careful consideration. Perhaps you could talk to your
minister.
© Sharon Grehan-Howes
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