Editor's Note: We are sad to say goodbye to the long-running and hilarious column The Skinny. Elaine Langlois, the brilliant author of the column decided that after four years it was time to give it (and herself!) a bit of a rest. We thank Elaine for the countless laughs and were are so grateful that she's promised not to be a stranger to HW. If you'd like to say a hearty cheerio to our very, very dear friend, The Skinny guestbook is located here.
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