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A DAY IN THE LIFE: MARTHA STEWART Our intrepid celebrity interviewer Libby Zimmerman was not able to snag an interview with this homemaker extraordinaire but the resourceful Libby was able to gain entry to Martha's lair (a sumptuous 153 acre estate) under the guise of settling a personal injury suit. Once inside Martha's home Libby "borrowed" a page from Martha's day timer and a ramekin. Martha Stewart: A Day In The Life 4:00 Wake up, dress (note to self: buy more blue shirts). 4:10 Spray bangs. 4:45 Bang pots to wake up roosters. 5:00 Workout. Treadmill, 3 mile run, 350 sit ups 212 push-ups. 5:12 Mow 153 acres with power mower, fix transmission. 7:00 Breakfast. Hover over cook as she prepares truffle omelet. Criticize. 7:30 Crank call ex husband. 8:00 Hold stopwatch to ensure timely arrival of film crew. 8:30 Tape show. Prepare Beef Wellington with Ma, Walnut Blue Cheese Coins and Pink Heart tuile cookies. Rewire a lamp, create Fortuny inspired lace tablecloth and build under the bed storage box. 12:00 Tell mother that she won't work in this town again. 12:30 Lunch: Bologna sandwich. 12:45 Call ex and hang up. 12:48 Call daughter and tell her about bobby pin in the Louis XVI night table. Ask if it belongs to her. 13:00 Drive to Omnimedia while recording editor's note, Detour past ex's house. 14:45 Say no to every proposal submitted by board members. Rephrase their ideas as own. 16:00 Don floppy hat and check K-Mart for product placement. Have shelf-stacker fired. 16:30 Drive past ex's house. 17:00 Write script for next day's taping. 17:01 Teach cats to sing. 17:35 Sit in Suburban with binoculars and scout for trespassers. 18:00 Call daughter and ask her if she knows where nail file is. 18:45 White glove test in furnace room after dinner. 18:30 Create new colours and think about getting all rights to red. 18:40 Fire drill. 18:45 Call daughter and ask if she phoned. Make up something about being in the shower. 18:48 Have 4 pizzas sent to ex. 19:00 Whip up a night cream out of mayonnaise and egg shells. 19:20 Bedtime.
A DAY IN THE LIFE: MARTHA STEWART Our intrepid celebrity interviewer Libby Zimmerman was not able to snag an interview with this homemaker extraordinaire but the resourceful Libby was able to gain entry to Martha's lair (a sumptuous 153 acre estate) under the guise of settling a personal injury suit. Once inside Martha's home Libby "borrowed" a page from Martha's day timer and a ramekin. Martha Stewart: A Day In The Life 4:00 Wake up, dress (note to self: buy more blue shirts). 4:10 Spray bangs. 4:45 Bang pots to wake up roosters. 5:00 Workout. Treadmill, 3 mile run, 350 sit ups 212 push-ups. 5:12 Mow 153 acres with power mower, fix transmission. 7:00 Breakfast. Hover over cook as she prepares truffle omelet. Criticize. 7:30 Crank call ex husband. 8:00 Hold stopwatch to ensure timely arrival of film crew. 8:30 Tape show. Prepare Beef Wellington with Ma, Walnut Blue Cheese Coins and Pink Heart tuile cookies. Rewire a lamp, create Fortuny inspired lace tablecloth and build under the bed storage box. 12:00 Tell mother that she won't work in this town again. 12:30 Lunch: Bologna sandwich. 12:45 Call ex and hang up. 12:48 Call daughter and tell her about bobby pin in the Louis XVI night table. Ask if it belongs to her. 13:00 Drive to Omnimedia while recording editor's note, Detour past ex's house. 14:45 Say no to every proposal submitted by board members. Rephrase their ideas as own. 16:00 Don floppy hat and check K-Mart for product placement. Have shelf-stacker fired. 16:30 Drive past ex's house. 17:00 Write script for next day's taping. 17:01 Teach cats to sing. 17:35 Sit in Suburban with binoculars and scout for trespassers. 18:00 Call daughter and ask her if she knows where nail file is. 18:45 White glove test in furnace room after dinner. 18:30 Create new colours and think about getting all rights to red. 18:40 Fire drill. 18:45 Call daughter and ask if she phoned. Make up something about being in the shower. 18:48 Have 4 pizzas sent to ex. 19:00 Whip up a night cream out of mayonnaise and egg shells. 19:20 Bedtime.