Are You Sexy? Take Our Quiz!

By Sharon Grehan-Howes

 

Chances are if you need to take a quiz you're not, but you may surprise yourself!

 

Answer true or false to the following:

 

-Even if your husband accidentally brushes up against you in the grocery store you feign sleep.

 

-When watching an adult film you criticize the plot.

 

-You keep getting The Tunnel of Love mixed up with Love Canal and Carpal Tunnel.

 

-Your consider the underpants that still have the elastic intact, lingerie.

 

-You take the getaway part of "romantic getaway" literally and leave your spouse at home.

 

-Your idea of foreplay involves household chores.

 

-Your "come hither" look is reserved for snickerdoodles.

 

-After making love you often say "thank God that's over with."

 

-Your partner arrives home with strawberries and cream. He suggests eating them in bed. You do. By yourself.

 

-Whenever someone hires a male stripper for a shower or other occasion you spend the sexy time stealing devilled eggs.

 

-On your list of priorities, sex comes directly after "take down Christmas lights" and just before "crochet the lawn a hat."

 

 

If you answered true to any of the above questions, your love life needs a jump start!

 

Try arranging romantic interludes with your partner. Arrange a date night and treat yourself to some sexy new lingerie.

 

Or you could do what most of the Happy Woman staff does: Count backwards from one thousand or (depending on the partner) ten until it's over.

 

© Sharon Grehan-Howes