Are You Popular?
Take our Quiz!
Answer Yes or No to the following questions:
You go to a party and the host keeps you at the door saying "How did you find out about this?"
Yes No
You refer to the people at the 7-11 as "your friends".
Yes No
You received three cards on your birthday. One from your dentist, one from the People and Pets foundation and one you sent yourself.
Yes No
Your phone was disconnected three months ago and you only found out when you went to order a pizza.
Yes No
You don't correct anyone when they mispronounce your name. You are in fact quite happy if they only remember even one of the consonants.
Yes No
Your bus driver knows your name but your pastor doesn't.
Yes No
You don't know anyone in your photo album.
Yes No
You referred to last New Year's eve as Friday.
Yes No
You need to take a quiz to find out if you are popular.
Yes No
If you answered yes to any one of the above, there is still hope. Not a lot but some you may need to read The Beauty/ Popularity Link for some pointers.
If you answered yes to two or more, then we can't help, people in your circumstances usually surround themselves with cats but we don't suggest that as cats can be quite judgmental.
Hamsters or goldfish are probably your best bet as they more than likely die before they tire of you.
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