Est. 2000 (A.D.)

Are You Popular?

 

Take our Quiz!

 

Answer Yes or No to the following questions:

 

You go to a party and the host keeps you at the door saying "How did you find out about this?"

 

Yes   No

 

You refer to the people at the 7-11 as "your friends".

 

Yes   No

 

You received three cards on your birthday. One from your dentist, one from the People and Pets foundation and one you sent yourself.

 

Yes   No

 

Your phone was disconnected three months ago and you only found out when you went to order a pizza.

 

Yes   No

 

You don't correct anyone when they mispronounce your name. You are in fact quite happy if they only remember even one of the consonants.

 

Yes   No

 

Your bus driver knows your name but your pastor doesn't.

 

Yes   No

 

You don't know anyone in your photo album.

 

Yes   No

 

You referred to last New Year's eve as Friday.

 

Yes   No

 

You need to take a quiz to find out if you are popular.

 

Yes   No

 

 

 

If you answered yes to any one of the above, there is still hope. Not a lot but some you may need to read The Beauty/ Popularity Link for some pointers.

 

If you answered yes to two or more, then we can't help, people in your circumstances usually surround themselves with cats but we don't suggest that as cats can be quite judgmental.

 

Hamsters or goldfish are probably your best bet as they more than likely die before they tire of you.

 

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