he Balanced Diet
By Sharon Grehan-Howes
This weight loss program is guaranteed to work!
With a just a little effort, you can go from a flabby Frieda to a fit Francie.
It is well known that the way to healthy weight loss is through sensible dieting and exercise.
With this program you will be burning every calorie you consume (and then some!) By giving you two exercise options. It is tailor made to fit every lifestyle and in only one month you will be well on your way to a more popular you!!!
DAY ONE
Breakfast
100-Percent Bran Cereal in 2-Percent Milk - 137 Calories
Whole-wheat Bread Slice - 70 calories
Butter Pat - 36 calories
Peach - 37 calories
Coffee-6 oz. - 4 calories
Total: 284 calories
The Burn Off: Two hours canoeing or one hour of cricket.
Lunch
2 oz. Roast Beef and 1 oz. Swiss on White - 339 calories
Small Green Salad-1.5 cups - 33 calories
Diet French Dressing-4 TBSP- 83 calories
Orange - 62 calories
Skim Milk-8 oz. - 86 calories
Total: 603 calories
The Burn Off: One hour Rock climbing or three hours fishing.
Dinner
Roast Turkey-6 oz. - 355 calories
Cooked Brown Rice-1 cup- 216 calories
Brussels Sprouts-1 cup - 61 calories
Strawberries-1 cup - 45 calories a
Water-8 oz. contains 0 calories
Low fat Fruit Yogurt-8 oz.-231 calories
Total: 908 calories
The Burn Off: Six hours horsebackriding or three hours snowmobiling.
DAY TWO
Breakfast
1 hard-boiled egg - 93 calories
1 bagel - 195 calories
1 pat butter - 36 calories
6 oz cup black coffee 4 calories
Total: 328 calories and 11.57 grams of fat.
The Burn-off: One hour fencing or five hours licking stamps.
Lunch
Large Green Salad-3 cups - 66 calories
Diet Italian Dressing-4 TBSP - 63 calories
Seedless Raisins-1 cup - 435 calories Stalk of Raw Celery - 6 calories
Water-8 oz. - 0 calories
Total: 570 calories
The Burn Off: 1 1/2 hours Horse Grooming or two hours showering.
Dinner
6 oz. Spaghetti with 1 oz. Marinara Sauce - 325 calories
Small Tossed Salad-1.5 cups - 33 calories
Mixed Vegetables-1 cup - 107 calories Fruit Cocktail in Juice-1 cup - 114 calories Skim Milk-8 oz. - 86 calories
Total: 665 calories and 6.20 grams of fat
The Burn Off: One hour boxing or four hours of croquet.
DAY THREE
Breakfast
Scrambled Egg - 100 calories
Whole Wheat Pita - 170 calories
Margarine-1 TSP - 34 calories
Apple - 81 calories
Coffee-6 oz. - 4 calories
Total: 389 calories
The Burn Off: One Hour sawing wood by hand or 1 1/2 hours paddleboating.
Lunch
Chicken Vegetable Soup-19 oz. - 372 calories
White Bread Slice - 67 calories
Margarine-1 TSP - 34 calories
Pear - 98 calories a
Water-8 oz. - 0 calories
Total: 571 calories
The Burn Off: One hour touch football or four hours shopping.
Dinner
Roast Chicken Breast-6 oz. - 284 calories
Baked Potato - 220 calories
Asparagus-1 cup - 43 calories
Grapes-1 cup - 58 calories
Skim Milk-8 oz. - 86 calories
Vanilla Frozen Yogurt-1 cup - 229 calories
Total: 920 calories
The Burn Off: Three hours snorkeling or four hours archery.
That's all there is to it!!!
©2000 Sharon Grehan-Howes
DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of women's magazines so don't come crying to us if you starved to death on one of our diets or you took out your liver by mistake. Unless otherwise noted all material © 2000 - 2022 Sharon Grehan-Howes ( aka Sharon Jeffcock ) Happy Woman Magazine All Rights Reserved