Are You Obsessed With Your Computer?

 

By Sharon Grehan-Howes

 

 

Answer True or False to the following:

 

I have never personally met any of my friends.

 

I used emojiis when drafting my last will and testament.

 

I spent twenty minutes staring at a billboard waiting for it to load.

 

I find myself trying to click through grocery store lineups.

 

When a friend bores me with a long story I frantically try to find an "X" on her forehead so I can close her.

 

I'm completely at a loss when my mother, who does not own a computer, asks me to send her some photos.

 

I wonder what people who don't have a computer do to fill the hours between 11 p.m. - 5 a.m.

 

I've worn pajamas and face cream on a date.

 

I can use the word WYSIWYG in a sentence and keep a straight face.

 

RESULTS:

 

 

If you answered true to two or more of the above then you are probably obsessed but it is a healthy obsession that may keep you from repeated hand washing or stalking.

 

If you answered true to four or more, then you might want to get outside to see that big yellow thing in the sky everyone's been talking about. You could probably stand to lose a few pounds and get some highlights put in.

 

If you answered true to all of them, you are completely obsessed. We hesitate to give you advice as you will probably email us to start a long dialogue on the subject so we'll just tell you a few things: Cheetos are not a food group, a healthy complexion is rarely grey and going to the bathroom is not "getting out and about."

 

© 2005 Sharon Grehan-Howes