LIBBY INTERVIEWS...

JENNIFER ANISTON

 

Libby

 

First off, congratulations--I see married life agrees with you!!! Jennifer

 

Thank you.

 

Libby

 

What I can't understand is why you slipped away and did it so quietly.

 

I figure a big star like him, and some people know you, you could probably get People to foot the bill and get free photos to boot!

 

Jennifer

 

We really didn't want any publicity, we just wanted to keep it private.

 

Libby

 

Like your boobies?

 

Jennifer

 

I beg your pardon?

 

Libby

 

You know, the lawsuit.

 

Jennifer

 

I can't talk about that.

 

Libby

 

Gotcha. Anyhoo, this slipping away and doing everything private--in my day that only meant one thing---have you got a little surprise coming?

 

Jennifer

 

I'm not pregnant if that's what you mean.

 

Libby

 

It's OK. honey you can tell me. Times are different now. Even I can be honest and say my little Siegried wasn't 8 months premature.

 

Jennifer

 

Honestly, I'm not pregnant.

 

Libby

 

OK, hon whatever you say. Now, the best part is Gwyneth.

 

 

Jennifer

 

Excuse me?

 

Libby

 

Gwyneth. What a coup! It strikes a blow for plain girls everywhere. Big star, Academy Award winner. And here's little Jen with her failed movie career and her tired little sitcom. You must have been dying to see her face... Did you invite her?

 

Jennifer

 

What?

 

Libby

 

Oh, I can see why you wouldn't , but honey, Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't steal a man on his wedding day, she's a nice girl, wonderful family.

 

Jennifer

 

I wasn't worried about that... Brad and I...

 

Libby

 

He's still hurting huh? Well you can't blame him. Look honey, there is nothing wrong with being second best. I'm telling you that from personal experience. You learn to cook, gussy yourself up a little more, do a little contouring on the jaw line-- He'll grow to love you.

 

But I know how it feels. I can't blame you for being jealous and threatened, I mean Gwyneth's got it all.

 

Jennifer

 

Actually I don't feel jealous. I love Brad and I know that he loves me. We...

 

Libby

 

What is your favourite Gwyneth Paltrow film?

 

Jennifer

 

I thought you wanted to talk about me...

 

Libby

 

OK hon sure can do. Let's see your father John Aniston is an actor. He appeared in the soap opera Days of Our Lives and your mother Nancy Aniston, is a photographer, actress and model, right?

 

Jennifer

 

Right.

 

Libby

 

What is their favourite Gwyneth Paltrow film?

 

Libby's note: I am so sick of temperamental stars. Do you think they'd storm out on Hedda and Louella--I don't think so.

 

In any case I do wish them all the luck in the world, Lord knows she'll need it.

 

Copyright S.Grehan-Howes