What the Stars Do in Their Spare Time!

 

A Happy Woman Exclusive

 

by Sharon Grehan -Howes

 

Taylor Swift

 

I take my squad to my bedroom, we line up and pretend we are rowing. Sometimes we make fudge, but mostly we row.

 

Beyonce

 

I hot glue flowers to bassinets and sometimes I read labels.

 

Jennifer Lawrence

 

I like to toss back a few cocktails and throw cans at an old trailer I have on my grounds. When I'm finished I like to put on an evening gown and watch reruns of  Iron Chef.

 

Donald Glover

 

I am studying astrophysics and learning to crochet.

 

Kanye West

 

I like to cut ads out of the TV Guide. I don't think ads belong in TV Guide unless they are predicting the end of the moon.

 

Tom Arnold:

 

I like to stand on my lawn and wave to the bus that takes people on tours of celebrity homes. It makes the people feel good and it makes me feel good to make people feel good so it's good.

 

Sometimes the bus doesn't come and I'm out there all day, but it's worth it.

 

Barbara Streisand:

 

I count my cutlery. It keeps the staff on their toes.

 

Roseanne:

 

Now that I have so much time, I like to disguise myself and drive over to watch Tom Arnold stand on his lawn like an a**hole. When that gets boring I like to revise my list of people who have crossed me.

 

 

 

 

Copyright © 2019  Sharon Grehan -Howes www.happywomanmagazine.com