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DARVA CONGER

Libby

First off, I'm surprised at all the negative attention from the press. A sweet kid like you, maybe a little long in the tooth--you just wanted a husband, you took the only route available for you to get one--why is the media all over you?

Darva

I'd like to start with marriage has never been a goal in my life--I never pictured myself walking down the aisle.

Libby

Oh, you poor kid that's so sad. There is someone for everyone! You're not bad looking, you're kind of cute in a plain Jane kind of way. Why do you have such low self esteem? Your mother Susan Harrison was in the Sweet Smell of Success, but then she went crazy or got old am I right? Do you think the low self-esteem comes from her? Or is it your big nose?

Darva

...I don't think I've got a big nose.

Libby

No, of course you don't dear. It's probably your age.

Darva

I wouldn't say that. I've got terrific self-esteem I am who I am and....

Libby

That moment must have been a moment of triumph, a real "told you so" moment. Little Darva Conga doing something no one dreamed was possible. Little Darva found a husband!! You must have been ecstatic.

Darva

Actually no, it was awful, I think that I knew the minute that he kissed me in such an inappropriate manner on national television that he was not the kind of person I wanted to be associated with. Those feelings intensified with further contact with him.

Libby

Oh, you poor sheltered kid. No one likes kissing!! It's something you do to get a house kids and maybe if you're lucky an SUV. Poor Ricky must have been crushed.

Darva

He took the thing seriously, he kept talking about how he hoped we would fall in love with each other. I just cried.

I told him the minute we landed in Barbados that this is not working for me. "I don't have these feelings for you. I need to let you know right up front. I don't want to lead you on. We can have a friendly relationship, we can have a good time on this trip. I'm not going unless Cheryl ( the chaperone) goes the rest of the trip. And I want separate cabins, separate rooms. If you'd like to do that, it's a great cruise, we'll have a good time."

He said, "Well, why were you on the show?"

"With all due respect, you picked me. I didn't pick you."

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