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What the Stars Do in Their Spare Time!

A Happy Woman Exclusive

Tom Arnold:

I like to stand on my lawn and wave to the bus that takes people on tours of celebrity homes. It makes the people feel good and it makes me feel good to make people feel good so it's good.

Sometimes the bus doesn't come and I'm out there all day, but it's worth it.

Barbara Streisand:

I count my cutlery. It keeps the staff on their toes.

Roseanne:

I like to disguise myself and drive over to watch Tom stand on his lawn like an a**hole. When that gets boring I like to revise my list of people who have crossed me.

Kim Basinger:

I like to buy towns and rescue elephants.

Calista Flockhart:

I love to binge on rice cakes. I'll rent a movie and settle down in front of the tv with one or two rice cakes and eat until my vision blurs.

Taylor Swift

I take my squad to my bedroom, we line up and pretend we are rowing. Sometimes we make fudge.

Beyonce

I hot glue flowers to bassinets mostly and sometimes I read labels.

Jennifer Lawrence

I like to toss back a few cocktails and throw cans at an old trailer I have on my grounds. When I'm finished I like to put on an evening gown and watch Master Chef.

Donald Glover

I am studying astrophysics and learning to crochet.

Kanye West

I like to cut ads out of the TV Guide. I don't think ads belong in TV Guide unless they are predicting the end of the moon.

 

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