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CELINE DION

Libby

Bonjour!

Celine

Bonjour.

Libby

That's French for hello.

Celine

I know.

Libby

Oui. That means yes.

Celine

Oui.

Libby

Yes. Well other than voulez vous couchez avec mois, that's about it for me and French. You're from Canada right?

Celine

Yes.

Libby

I have a friend who moved from LA to Vancouver, Gene Astor--do you know her?

Celine

No...

Libby

Think...shoulder length brown hair (although she's really gray as a rat) long face, not as long as yours but normal long. Blue eyes, drives a BMW breeds chows...

Celine

I'm sorry, no.

Libby

Kind of stocky, although she doesn't think so, has a what she calls a birthmark on her cheek although I'd say it was a mole.

Celine

I'm sorry, I don't know her.

Libby

Well, when you get back if you run into her tell her Libby says 'hi' and if she could get back to me about the chinchilla that would be great.

She was going to sell it to me because of the fur activists here but now that she's in Canada with all the trappers and all she may have changed her mind.

You started singing in Canada when you were 12 is that correct?

Celine

Yes.

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