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LARA FLYNN BOYLE
Libby
Hello lovely to see you--you're much shorter than I thought you'd be.
Lara
I always say 'size doesn't matter'.
Libby
OK you're snickering like a schoolboy so I guess that was one of those whatchamacallit's 'double entendre' things that I never get.
What I mean is in the land of the giants you're a squirt--do you have a problem with that?
Lara
Lord, no I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, I haven't had a boob job--I'm not going to be the subject of a movie of the week ten years from now.
Libby
Oh, I know dear, but don't let it depress you. They don't make a MOW out of nobodies unless they get a really good disease. But don't give up, maybe an addiction, maybe a few more roles...
I have to confess I've never heard of you but my nephew Frank (my new research assistant) is a big fan. He didn't even have to research very hard because most articles about you were next to his work bench.
Now, Is it true you lost out on the Ally McBeal role to Calista Flockhart?
Lara
Yeah, but that doesn't bother me because I got a role on "The Practice".
Libby
That is so brave of you! Do you think you lost the role because you are too fat?
Lara
What?
Libby
Oops hit a nerve, I'll just move on. There was an article about you in Vanity Fair and you were quoted as saying "I'm the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room."
Lara
Yeah.
Libby
Oh, you poor thing. I'm sure that's not true!!!
Lara
Yup, since I was seventeen.
Libby
You could probably do something about that, maybe learn to sing or buy presents--believe me I wasn't always a sparkling raconteur. It took some work.
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